Polar
Bears Will Die!
By BRADLEY
S. KLAPPER
Associated Press Writer

Polar bears will
be consigned to history. (AFP) |
GENEVA January 29,
2005 (AP) - Some arctic animals including polar bears and species of seal
face the possibility of extinction in just decades because of global
warming, the World Wide Fund for Nature said Sunday.
Life for indigenous people in the Arctic also would change radically
unless the world "takes drastic action to reduce climate
change," the Fund said.
"If we don't act immediately the Arctic will soon become
unrecognizable" said Tonje Folkestad, a WWF climate change expert.
"Polar bears will be consigned to history, something that our
grandchildren can only read about in books."
By 2026, the earth could be an average 3.6 degrees warmer than it was in
1750, according to research commissioned for WWF to be presented at a Feb.
1-3 conference on climate change in Exeter, England.
The area covered by summer sea ice in the Arctic is decreasing by 9.2
percent per decade and "will disappear entirely by the end of the
century" unless the situation changes, WWF said.
This would threaten the existence of polar bears and seals that live on
the ice, in turn removing a major source of food for indigenous
communities who hunt them, such as the Eskimos in North America and Saami
in Scandinavia.
WWF said it was calling on participants at the Exeter conference to send a
clear message to governments of the world's leading industrialized
nations, meeting in Britain later this year.
"If we are to ensure that unique ecosystems like the Arctic are not
lost, the G8 meeting must take drastic action to reduce climate
change," said Catarina Cardoso, a WWF expert on sustainable energy,
adding that should include a commitment to keeping global average
temperatures down.
The United States is the only country in the Arctic region that has not
signed the Kyoto Protocol, which takes effect next Feb. 16 and sets
mandatory targets for industrial nations to reduce emissions by 2012.
Russia ratified the U.N.-sponsored accord in November 2004.
World Wide Fund for Nature - www.panda.org/arctic
Greenland
Allows Tourists to Hunt Polar Bears

A polar bear
relaxes while at Central Park
zoo in New York. (AFP /Spencer Platt) |
COPENHAGEN January
24, 2005 (AFP) - Greenland will allow tourists to hunt polar bears and
keep their pelts as souvenirs despite appeals from animal rights activist
Brigitte Bardot to forswear the lucrative practice, Fishing and Hunting
Minister Rasmus Frederiksen said.
A government decree is being drafted for presentation to Greenland's local
parliament, Frederiksen told AFP, adding: "We
expect to announce new rules this summer when we'll set an annual cull
quota."
Greenland's some 2,700 professional hunters have in recent years sought
financial aid from the government to make up for shrinking numbers of
animals as a result of global warming. Warmer temperatures have already
melted much of the ice that constitutes polar bears' main hunting grounds,
making it more difficult for them to access seals, walruses and narwhals
(small Arctic whales), the staple of their diet.
Bardot wrote an open letter to Queen Margrethe II of Denmark, of which
Greenland is a dependent territory, protesting plans to allow rich
tourists to shoot the bears and keep their pelts as souvenirs in what she
called a planned "massacre of this mythical symbol of the frozen
north."
But Deputy Prime Minister Josef Motzfeld said that the measure would help
the hard-hit hunters to supplement their incomes. "This could be a
good way for bear hunters to make more money on their pelts," he
said.
Greenlandic polar bear hunters currently make between 6,000 and 9,000
kroner (1,055-1,580 dollars, 806-1,210 euros) per pelt on the local
market. By contrast, hunters in Canada, the only country in the world that
currently allows tourists to hunt polar bears, can bring in as much as
150,000 kroner for a souvenir pelt.
Environment Minister Jens Napaattoq said he would like the world's largest
island, which already allows Greenlandic professional hunters to kill a
certain number of polar bears each year, to set the annual souvenir quota
at 30 animals.
"We already have a souvenir quota for musk oxen (350 animals in
2005), so why not have one for bears?" agreed the president of
Greenland's association of fishermen and hunters, Leif Fontaine, noting
that professional hunters killed 278 polar bears in 2003.
Fontaine said Bardot's appeal to Queen Margrethe can "not be taken
seriously" and shows "a total ignorance of reality" about
the great north.
"The species is certainly not being threatened with extinction from
the rifles of Greenlandic hunters, who live in harmony with nature, but
rather from those responsible for pollution and global warming," he
told AFP.

French former
film star and now ardent animal
rights activist Brigitte Bardot has condemned
Greenland's plans to organize polar bear hunts
for wealthy tourists. (AFP/ Pierre Andrieu) |
Bardot said in the
letter: "I have been fighting for years to stop the ice shelf being
stained with the blood of thousands of seals shamelessly exterminated in
Canada and Norway. ... Your country also seems to want to leave its stamp
on the ice shelf by causing the blood of these innocent bears to flow,
bears whose survival is already threatened by global warming."
The former screen idol is already widely despised on Greenland since her
campaign in the 1980s to stop Canadian hunts for baby seals had
repercussions on the island's seal hunters.
The Arctic ice cap has shrunk by 17 percent over the last 20 years,
according to international experts gathered in Greenlandic capital Nuuk
last September.
They said they expected the temperature in the Arctic region to rise by
three to nine degrees in the coming 100 years and predicted that the
inland ice would melt altogether in 200 to 400 years.
Man-made chemicals also pose a serious threat to the estimated 22,000 to
27,000 polar bears spread across the Arctic region, harming their immune
and reproductive systems, the conservation agency WWF warned last year.
Wealthy tourists, eager to bring a pelt back with them as proof of their
exotic conquest, should be able to pull the trigger for the first time on
September 1 when Greenland's polar bear hunting season begins. |
Web
Study Confirms Global Warming

The study used a
program that ran on PCs
around the world (BBC) |
Oxford January 26,
2005 (BBC) - Temperatures around the world could rise by as much as 11°C,
according to one of the largest climate prediction projects ever run. This
figure is twice the level that previous studies have suggested. The
scientists behind the project, called climateprediction.net, say it shows
there is no such thing as a safe level of carbon dioxide.
[11°C equals
51.8°F. Ed.]
The results of the study, which used PCs around the world to produce data,
are published in the journal Nature.
Climateprediction.net is run from Oxford University, and is a distributed
computing project; rather than using a supercomputer to run climate
models, people can download software to their own PCs, which run the
programs during downtime. More than 95,000 people have registered, from
more than 150 countries; their PCs have between them run more than 60,000
simulations of future climate.
Each PC runs a slightly different computer simulation examining what
happens to the global climate if levels of carbon dioxide in the
atmosphere double from pre-industrial levels - which may happen by the
middle of the century.
What vary most between the simulations are the precise nature of physical
processes like the extent of convection within tropical clouds - a process
which drives the transport of heat around the world. So no two simulations
will produce exactly the same results; overall, the project produces a
picture of the possible range of outcomes given the present state of
scientific knowledge.
The lowest rise which climateprediction.net finds possible is 2C, ranging
up to 11C. The timescale would depend on how quickly the doubling of CO2
was reached, but large rises would be on a scale of a century at least
from now.
"I think these results suggest that our need to do something about
climate change is perhaps even more urgent," the
climateprediction.net chief scientist David Stainforth told BBC News.
"However, with our current state of knowledge, we can't yet define a
safe level in the atmosphere."
On Monday, the International Climate Change Taskforce, co-chaired by the
British MP Stephen Byers, claimed it had shown that a carbon dioxide
concentration of over 400 ppm (parts per million) would be 'dangerous'.
The current concentration is around 378 ppm, rising at roughly 2ppm per
year.
Next week the UK Meteorological Office hosts an international conference,
Stabilization 2005, announced by Tony Blair late last year. Its aim is to
discuss what the term "dangerous" global warming really means,
and to look at ways to stabilize greenhouse gas levels. Myles Allen, the
principal investigator of climateprediction.net, said the focus on
stabilization might not be appropriate.
"Stabilization as an exclusive target may not be adequate," he
told BBC News. "Stephen Byers claims to know that 400 ppm is the
maximum 'safe' level; what we show is that it may be impossible to pin
down a safe level, and therefore we should not focus exclusively on
stabilization."
Distributed computing has been used before, notably by the Search for
Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence or SETI, where several million people have
downloaded software enabling them to analyze data from observations of
distant galaxies for signs of alien life.
The scientists behind climateprediction.net believe their project, because
it is distributed to individual PCs, can help inform people about climate
change - and that, in turn could bring political change.
"It's very difficult to get politicians to collaborate, not only
across the globe but also over sustained lengths of time," Bob Spicer
from the Earth Sciences Department at the Open University, told BBC News.
"The people who can hold politicians to account are the public; and
with this project we are bringing cutting-edge science to the
stakeholders, the public."
The published results can be found in PDF format here - http://www.climateprediction.net/science/pubs/nature_first_results.pdf
Ice Age
Greenhouse Mystery Solved
Ohio State
University News Release

What the earth
looked like during the
Middle Ordovician Period, at about 450
mya. (Harold L. Levin) |
COLUMBUS Ohio
January 27, 2005 – Critics who dismiss the importance of greenhouse
gases as a cause of climate change lost one piece of ammunition this week.
In a new study, scientists found further evidence of the role that
greenhouse gases have played in Earth’s climate.
In Thursday’s issue of the journal Geology, Ohio State University
scientists report that a long-ago ice age occurred 10 million years
earlier than once thought. The new date clears up an inconsistency that
has dogged climate change research for years.
Of three ice ages that occurred in the last half-billion years, the
earliest ice age posed problems for scientists, explained Matthew
Saltzman, assistant professor of geological sciences at Ohio State.
Previous studies suggested that this particular ice age happened during a
time that should have been very warm, when volcanoes all over the earth’s
surface were spewing carbon dioxide (CO2) and other heat-trapping
greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.
With CO2 levels as much as 20 times higher than today, the late Ordovician
period (460-440 million years ago) wasn’t a good time for growing ice.
Critics have pointed to the inconsistency as a flaw in scientists’
theories of climate change. Scientists have argued that today’s global
climate change has been caused in part by buildup of CO2 in the atmosphere
resulting from fossil fuel emissions. But, critics have countered, if CO2
truly raises global temperatures, how could an ice age have occurred when
a greenhouse effect much greater than today’s was in full swing?
The answer: This particular ice age didn’t begin when CO2 was at its
peak -- it began 10 million years earlier, when CO2 levels were at a low.
“Our results are consistent with the notion that CO2 concentrations
drive climate.”
Saltzman and doctoral student Seth Young found that large deposits of
quartz sand in Nevada and two sites in Europe -- Norway and Estonia --
formed around the same time, 440 million years ago. The scientists suspect
that the sand formed when water levels fell low enough to expose quartz
rock, so that wind and rain could weather the rock into sand.
The fact that the deposits were found in three different sites suggests
that sea levels may have been low all over the world at that time, likely
because much of the planet’s water was bound in ice at the poles,
Saltzman said. Next, the scientists examined limestone sediments from the
sites and determined that there was a relatively large amount of organic
carbon buried in the oceans -- and, by extension, relatively little CO2 in
the atmosphere -- at the same time. Taken together, the evidence suggests
that the ice began to build up some 10 million years earlier than when
volcanoes began pumping the atmosphere full of the CO2 that ended the
Ordovician ice age.
For Saltzman, the find solves a long-standing mystery. Though scientists
know with a great degree of certainty that atmospheric CO2 levels drive
climate change, there are certain mismatches in the geologic record, such
as the Ordovician ice age -- originally thought to have begun 443 million
years ago -- that seem to counter that view.
“How can you have ice when CO2 levels are through the roof? That was the
dilemma that we were faced with. I think that now we have good evidence
that resolves this mismatch,” Saltzman said.
Scientists at the three sites previously attributed these quartz deposits
to local tectonic shifts. But the new study shows that the conditions that
allowed the quartz sand to form were not local.
“If sea level is dropping globally at the same time, it can’t be a
local tectonic feature,” Saltzman said. “It’s got to be the result
of a global ice buildup.”
Saltzman wants to bolster these new results by examining sites in Russia
-- where he hopes to find more evidence of sea level drop -- and in parts
of South America and North Africa, which would have been covered in ice at
the time.
Ohio State University - http://researchnews.osu.edu |

President George
Bush reacts to attacks on the
World Trade Center and the Pentagon in Michael
Moore's film Fahrenheit 911 |
Oscar ®
Nominations and Michael Moore
By FLAtRich
Hollywood January 29, 2005 (eXoNews) - Nominations for the 77th Annual
Academy Awards were announced last Tuesday.
There were a few
surprises, but the most glaring omission this year (and there are always
glaring omissions in Oscar ® noms) was a total shut-out for the most
controversial US film of the year, Michael Moore's box office hit
documentary Fahrenheit 911.
Moore said that he would try to get a Best Picture nomination for
Fahrenheit early on, rather than going for Best Documentary. His previous
Oscars ® were won in the latter category.
Maybe that's where
Mr. Moore made his big mistake. Not that he should give a damn about
getting an Academy Award ® for this one.

No red carpet
for Mike and George (eXoNews) |
Fahrenheit 911
assailed President Bush, his family, and Saudi royals and other players
for inept and devious behavior following the destruction of the World
Trade Center by terrorists in 2001.
Moore won
nominations and awards around the world for his film.
In 2004 and 2005, Fahrenheit 911 won Best Documentary Feature from the
Broadcast Film Critics Association, the Golden Palm and FIPRESCI Prize at
the Cannes Film Festival, Best Documentary from the Chicago Film Critics
Association, Best Documentary from the Dallas-Forth Worth Film Critics
Association, the Florida Film Critics Circle Award for Best Documentary,
Kansas City Film Critics Circle Best Documentary Award, the Sierra Award
for Best Documentary from the Las Vegas Film Critics Society, New York
Film Critics Circle Award for Best Non-Fiction Film, Best Documentary from
the Online Film Critics Society, the People's Choice Award for Favorite
Motion Picture, the Phoenix Film Critics Society Award for Best
Documentary, San Francisco Film Critics Circle Award for Best Documentary,
the Audience Award from the Sarajevo Film Festival and Best Documentary
from the Southeastern Film Critics Association.
It was also
nominated for the Eddie (American Cinema Editors), British Independent
Film Award, César, DGA Award, Screen International Award, Golden
Satellite Award, Gotham Award, IFTA Award, Image Award, IDA Award, and
Robert Award.

Britney Spears |
Various
"actors" in the film were nominated for Razzie Awards. George W.
Bush, Condoleezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld and Britney Spears for the Worst
Supporting Actress Razzie.
I don't remember
Britney Spears being in Fahrenheit 911. Maybe Razzie people just hate
Britney Spears?
The members of the Academy ® who vote to bestow Academy Awards ®
obviously don't like Michael Moore, and that saddens me in a year where I
probably saw more nominated films than ever before. I am disappointed to
suggest that the Academy Awards ® should probably be boycotted on
February 27th by TV viewers of political conscience.
Not that TV viewers ever boycott anything. Hell, they watch fat people in
their underwear eat worms and men in Speedos rassling snakes and bikini
babes with spiders crawling over their fake breasts endlessly nowadays.

Teri Hatcher |
Not that I'm going
to boycott ABC's Oscar ® show this year, either. They'll probably have
Teri Hatcher in a flimsy thing somewhere on the show.
I am a big Teri Hatcher fan, but it probably would be politically correct
to show Mr. Moore that we feel his pain at not getting a vote of
confidence from all the old Hollywood stuffed shirts and millionaires.
On the other hand, I agree with Academy ® members about The Aviator and
Finding Neverland and The Incredibles. The Incredibles was the best of the
three. I thought The Aviator and Finding Neverland each went a little over
the top in their final ten minutes. The Incredibles was always over the
top and that worked for me.
Some would say Fahrenheit 911 was over the top. Republicans without a
sense of humor would say that. George W. Bush's mom might say that
(although she is known to have a sense of humor.) Fascists who don't
believe in free speech when a speaker doesn't agree with them. Gun people
who still hate Michael Moore from a previous, Oscar ® - winning film.
The same people probably haven't seen Finding Neverland.

Johnny Depp in
"Finding Neverland" |
Ready for this?
I've never done it before, but based on the nominated films I saw, here
is:
How I Would Vote
for The Oscar ® Nominees This Year If They Let Me!
Johnny Depp in "Finding
Neverland" - Performance by an actor in a
leading role because he was incredible, as usual. Ever see him
in 21 Jump Street? Even then we knew.
I'll pass on Performance by an actor in a supporting role because I didn't
see any of these films except The Aviator and Alan Alda was good but not
incredible.
I'll also pass on Performance by an actress in a leading role because
despite all the incredible films I did see this year, none of these was
among them.

Cate as Kate -
incredible! |
Cate
Blanchett in "The Aviator" - Performance
by an actress in a supporting role. Cate as Katharine Hepburn.
Incredible!
The Incredibles - Best animated feature film of
the year. They were truly incredible!
Finding Neverland - Achievement in art direction.
I'm sure J. M. Barrie would have agreed that it was incredible!
The Passion of the Christ - Achievement in
cinematography. Incredible as far as cinematography is
concerned. The betrayal scene in particular. Tough call here.
The Aviator - Achievement in costume design. Didn't
see all the nominees but Cate Blanchett's outfits were incredible!
I'll pass on Achievement in directing. I haven't seen enough of these to
know. I heard that Clint's film was incredible!

Fahrenheit 911
was very credible |
Fahrenheit
911 - Best documentary feature. I'm not a member of the Academy
® but screw the Academy ®!
Fahrenheit 911 was very credible as far as I'm concerned.
I'll pass on Best documentary short subject because, incredible as it
might seem to the producers of the Oscar ® TV show, we regular people
rarely get to see any documentary short subjects. They don't show them on
TV, that's for sure.
The Aviator - Achievement in film editing
because I used to be a film editor and I only saw one of the other
nominees in this category and the editing in The Aviator was incredible
(and probably very difficult!) The editing in Mr. Moore's film was also
very inspiring, but why beat a dead, rich, biased, unrepresentative group
of fat-cat Hollywood union film editors?

Best wounds |
I'll pass on Best
foreign language film of the year for the same incredible reason I passed
on short subjects.
The
Passion of the Christ - Achievement in makeup for best bloody wounds. They
were incredibly hard to look at.
I'll pass on Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original
score) because I am a musician of sorts and I don't remember any of the
music from any of the films I saw this year except Michael Moore's choices
for Fahrenheit 911 and they were incredibly funny, but not composed for
the film.

Filmmaker
Michael Moore |
I'll also pass on
Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song) because I
think this category is incredibly archaic. Songs are rarely written for
motion pictures these days because most big motion picture distributors
also own record companies. Songs are written and chosen to be included in
films so they can be released on hit soundtrack albums, which is a
conflict of interest that nobody seems to care about. Michael Moore's next
film could lose another Oscar ® if he investigated the record companies.
Fahrenheit
911 - Best motion picture of the year. As I said, Academy
of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences ®, screw you!
I'll pass on Best animated short film. Didn't see any of these, although
many that I have seen over the years in this category are truly
incredible! TCM ought to show more of these (they do show classic, often
award-winning toons monthly now.)
I'll have to pass on Best live action short film too. Isn't it incredible
that we never really see any of the Oscar ® - winners in these
categories? How about special issue DVDs for regular people, Mr. Academy
® Marketing Director?

Spidey 2 |
Spider-man
2 - Achievement in sound editing because I actually remember
being impressed by the incredible sound in this picture.
Spidey 2 again - Achievement in sound mixing because I don't see an
incredible amount of difference between this and the previous category.
I, Robot - Achievement in visual effects
because this picture was a valiant attempt at Isaac Asimov's classic and
the robots were incredible!
Finding Neverland - Adapted screenplay,
although I never read the original. I did think the film was, you know,
incredible.

The Aviator -
case closed! |
The
Aviator - Original screenplay because I didn't see any of the
others in this category either. The Aviator screenplay wasn't really
incredible, but it did tell me all I'll ever want to know about Howard
Hughes. Case closed.
So that's it for
the Oscar ® categories. I sure hope most Academy ® members don't make
their choices the same way I just did!
The Academy Awards ® for outstanding film achievements of 2004 will be
presented on Sunday, February 27, at the Kodak ® Theatre at Hollywood
& Highland ® and televised live by the ABC Television Network ®
beginning at 5 p.m. PST / 8 p.m. EST with a half-hour arrival segment.
[That's right, kids. No Desperate Housewives ® or Boston Legal ® on ABC
® that Sunday. Ed. ®]
Official Oscar ® - http://www.oscar.org
SpongeBob's
Sexual Preference
By Jan
Dahinten

SpongeBob
SquarePants and his pal, who
admittedly does look a bit like a pink condom... |
SINGAPORE January
28, 2005 (Reuters) - SpongeBob SquarePants, the wacky cartoon character
who sparked a gay alert warning by U.S. Christian conservative groups, is
neither gay nor straight.
He is asexual, says his creator.
At least two Christian activist groups said the innocent and hugely
popular cartoon character SpongeBob and his best mate Patrick Starfish are
being exploited to promote the acceptance of homosexuality.
SpongeBob's creator, Stephen Hillenburg, 43, said the allegations are
far-fetched and his agenda does not go beyond fun and entertainment.
"It doesn't have anything to do with what we're trying to do,"
Hillenburg told Reuters in an interview on Friday, two days before the
Asian premiere of the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie in Singapore.
"We never intended them to be gay. I consider them to be almost
asexual. We're just trying to be funny and this has got nothing to do with
the show."
Naive SpongeBob, who lives in a pineapple under the Pacific Ocean, was
"outed" by the U.S. media in 2002 after reports that the
Nickelodeon TV show and its merchandise were popular with gays.
Influential U.S. radio evangelist James Dobson, among whose top political
issues are opposition to same-sex marriage and abortion rights, said last
week SpongeBob had been included in a "pro-homosexual video."
"Their inclusion of the reference to 'sexual identity' within their
'tolerance pledge' is not only unnecessary but it crosses a moral
line," said Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family.
SpongeBob is one of the stars of a music video due to be sent to 61,000
U.S. schools in March. The makers -- the nonprofit We Are Family
Foundation -- say the video is designed to encourage tolerance and
diversity.
Hillenburg, a marine-science-teacher-turned-animator who lives in
Hollywood and is married with a 6-year-old son, says he thinks there are
"more important issues to worry about."
"I really don't pay much attention to this."
Such allegations were common in the history of cartoon and children's
entertainment, he said.
"Just think of
'Laurel and Hardy' or 'Ernie and Bert'," he said, referring to two
popular American comic icons -- the former from the 1930s and latter from
the U.S. television series "Sesame Street."

Gay SpongeBob
SquarePants fans can
purchase SpongeBob SquarePants boxer
underwear, however... |
In 1999, Britain's
Teletubbies were cast into sexual controversy by a U.S. religious leader
who warned parents to be alert to subtle messages from Tinky Winky, one of
the four androgynous characters, singled out for his purple color and a
triangular antenna on his head, both symbolising gay pride.
Nickelodeon, part of global media firm Viacom Inc., has made 60 episodes
since SpongeBob's birth in 1996 and is working on another 20.
It says the series
is a big hit in Indonesia and has been translated into Hindi, Korean and
Japanese.
Hillenburg, who produced and directed his first SpongeBob movie, has
employed stars such as Alec Baldwin and Scarlett Johansson to voice some
of the characters while Baywatch personality David Hasselhoff has made a
non-cartoon appearance.
[Come to think of it, maybe the Cowardly Lion was gay! He had sort of a
lisp, didn't he? Ed.]
Leo Sez More
Charmed and Watch for Billy Zane

Brian Krause
with Charmed co-star
Holly Marie Combs (WB) |
Hollywood January
27, 2005 (Sci Fi Wire) - Brian Krause, who stars as Leo in the WB series
Charmed, told SCI FI Wire that he hopes the current seventh season is not
the last for the series.
"I really
don't want it to end, for the WB and for Charmed and for the fans alike,
" Krause said in an interview during the Television Critics
Association press tour. "We have a hundred more shows in us, for
sure. It would be a shame. It's hard to even think in the realm or in the
terms of how I would like to see it end."

Billy Zane
guests on Charmed
later this season |
Executive producer
Brad Kern has said that he would write a season finale if he doesn't hear
from the network about the show's renewal by the end of February. Should
that be the case, Krause said he would like to see a happy ending for the
show's main characters, the three sister witches played by Holly Marie
Combs, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan.
"If we were to end the show, [I'd like] to see the charmed ones get
what they've always been after," he said. "It's that normal life
and being able to contain it all and have the lovelife, where everybody
finds what they want. Kind of a happily-ever-after kind of scenario."
Krause said he believed the show just might draw a few more viewers later
this season, when guest-star Billy Zane joins the cast for a few episodes.
"He's all over the place," Krause said. "Just creative and
wacky and fun. I mean, he's pretty awesome."
Charmed airs Sundays at 8 p.m. ET/PT.
Charmed Official - http://www.thewb.com/Shows/Show/0,7353,||156,00.html
Fox Wants
Female Heroes
By Nellie
Andreeva
LOS ANGELES January 27, 2005 (Hollywood Reporter) - In the latest round of
pilot pickups, Fox has ordered two female-driven dramas, NBC has given a
cast-contingent order to a comedy, while UPN has given a thumbs-up to a
drama.
Of the Fox pair, the tentatively titled "Brennan" revolves
around a female forensic anthropologist brought in to solve crimes when
all other investigative avenues have been exhausted.
The project is based on the character of forensic anthropologist
Temperance Brennan that is featured in a series of novels by Kathy Reichs,
a best-selling author and a forensic anthropologist.
And "Briar & Graves" involves a hard-living priest who
partners with a female doctor to investigate unexplained religious
phenomena.
NBC's "Filmore Middle" centers on young teachers at a public
school. UPN's "Crazy" revolves around a young female
psychiatrist who sees the problems of her patients reflected in her own
life.
Unholy
 |
 |
| Nicholas
Brendon and Adrienne Barbeau get Unholy |
NEW YORK January
26, 2005 (EWORLDWIRE) - "Unholy," a new feature length thriller
starring Adrienne Barbeau (Escape from New York, The Fog, Carnivale) and
Nicholas Brendon (Psycho Beach Party, Buffy The Vampire Slayer) has begun
shooting in Queens, N.Y., this past weekend.
Under the directorial eye of Daryl Goldberg, and penmanship of Samuel
Stephen Freeman, "Unholy" is the first in-house feature for Sky
Whisper Productions. Sky Whisper Productions served as an associate
producer on "Zombie Honeymoon" which is currently on the
festival circuit. Joshua Blumenfeld and Freeman are Sky Whisper's
executive producers.
The film deals with a grieving mother, Martha (Barbeau), trying to uncover
the terrifying secret that is jeopardizing her family. Along with her son
(Brendon), Martha becomes entwined in a conspiracy involving a fabled
witch, Nazi occultists and the U.S. government. The film is inspired by an
actual military document found discussing elements of Nazi witchcraft that
were smuggled into small town Pennsylvania following World War II by the
U.S. administration.
"We are thrilled to have actors of the caliber of Adrienne and
Nicholas on Sky Whisper Productions' first feature film," said
Blumenfeld, Sky Whisper CEO and "Unholy" executive producer.
"Both stars have extraordinary followings and for good reason. I
believe that this production will contain one of the best performances
audiences have ever seen from both of these actors. There is already
extraordinary buzz surrounding this film on dozens of Web sites, and we
are confident that it will likely be one of the most successful horror
films of the year."
"I believe that this terrifying and unusual tale, along with cult
genre icons such as Barbeau and Brendon, is sure to guarantee a creation
like none other," said Freeman, scriptwriter and co-executive
producer on "Unholy." "There has never been a genre film
like this before. Audiences will leave the theater scathed."
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Gay Parents
Banned By PBS
BURLINGTON VERMONT January 27, 2005 (AP) - Two Vermont same-sex couples
whose families are featured in a PBS children's program are upset the
network has decided not to distribute the show.
The PBS decision was announced after Margaret Spellings, the new secretary
of the U.S. Department of Education, criticized the episode as
inappropriate for children.
Vermont Public Television will air the "Sugartime" episode of
the show "Postcards from Buster" that features a broad variety
of American families.
"Many parents would not want their young children exposed to the
lifestyles portrayed in the episode," Spellings wrote Tuesday to Pat
Mitchell, the president and chief executive officer of PBS.
"I feel sick about it," Karen Pike of Hinesburg, said of the PBS
decision. She and her partner, Gillian Pieper, and their three children
are featured in the episode.
"I can't believe PBS would back down to this," she said. "I
understand they get public funding, but they should be the one station we
feel confident in, in knowing that what we see there represents our whole
country."
In the series, Buster, an animated rabbit, visits children around the
country with his airline-pilot father and sends video postcards back to
his friends.
"We reflect the diversity and the rich culture of American
kids," said Jeanne Hopkins, a spokeswoman for WGBH, which produced
the show.
The Vermont episode shows maple sugaring and the Shelburne Museum, and
features the children of the two same-sex-parent families.
Hopkins said WGBH will distribute the episode to any PBS station that asks
for it.
PBS spokeswoman Lea Sloan said PBS reached its decision independent of
Spellings' letter after concluding on its own that the episode was
"sensitive in today's political climate.
"I feel betrayed as a parent," said Tracy Harris of Charlotte.
She and Gina D'Ambrosio and their three children, ages 7 to 13, are the
other family on the program.
"I thought long and hard whether to do this program, because it
involved my kids, not just me," she said. "And, you know, when
it comes to my kids, I usually err on the side of caution. In this case, I
decided to take a calculated risk, because it was PBS."
Vermont Public Television decided Wednesday morning that it will show the
episode March 23, VPT spokeswoman Ann Curran said Wednesday.
"This is something we think is an important Vermont story," she
said. "Civil unions are an important part of life in Vermont, part of
the culture of Vermont."
Disney Wins
Pooh - Until The Next Appeal

The battle for
Pooh wages on |
LOS ANGELES January
26, 2005 (Reuters) - A Los Angeles judge on Wednesday denied a new trial
to owners of the U.S. marketing rights for Winnie the Pooh after
dismissing the firm's lawsuit against The Walt Disney Co. last year.
Superior Court Judge Charles McCoy threw out the suit last March, ruling
that Stephen Slesinger Inc., which holds the rights to the honey-loving
bear, had stolen evidence and tainted the case.
Slesinger's lawyers had argued that other remedies besides throwing out
the case were possible, but McCoy ruled on Wednesday that the knowledge
improperly obtained by the Slesinger family could not be purged and there
was no alternative to dismissal.
A Slesinger lawyer said he would appeal the case, which Disney had said
could be worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
The family-owned firm which acquired the rights to Pooh in 1930 from
British author A.A. Milne had accused Disney of short-changing it in
product royalties, a charge Disney strenuously denied.
Alyson
Hannigan Quits Jennifer Love Hewitt
By Daniel
Fienberg

Alyson Hannigan |
LOS ANGELES January
24, 2005 (Zap2it.com) "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" co-star Alyson
Hannigan's latest stab at becoming a network television sitcom star has
lasted less than two weeks. ABC confirms that the actress has departed the
comedy "In the Game" over creative differences.
Earlier this month, Hannigan signed on for the Jennifer Love Hewitt series
playing the best friend of Hewitt's character, a sports television
producer who becomes an on-air star. Originally developed for last fall,
"In the Game" has been undergoing a number of changes and as the
second pilot was being conceived, Hannigan's character went in a direction
that didn't interest the 30-year-old actress.
"Alyson Hannigan came on into a role as the process was going through
the week," ABC Entertainment President Stephen McPherson says.
"The role kind of diminished just based on the storytelling that was
going on. She was unhappy and wanted off the show, so we allowed her to
leave."
Sara Gilbert has reportedly been added to the "Game" cast, but
the part has been downgraded from a co-starring role to a recurring
character.
Gilbert's tenure
with the show may also be brief, given that the former
"Roseanne" co-star is doing a comedy project with The WB.
Meanwhile, after the network pulled a planned "In the Game"
panel for the Television Critics Association, McPherson was left to
explain that show's ongoing status.
"I always found it odd when networks put up shows that they hadn't
really seen yet or that they were reworking entirely and said, 'Hey guys,
it's going to be fantastic,'" McPherson explains.
"We don't know
that yet because we haven't seen it. We shot a pilot. We thought there was
tremendous potential, specifically in Ed O'Neill and Jennifer. So we
reshot last week. I'll see a rough cut of it probably Thursday or
Friday."
Hannigan, best know for her years as Willow Rosenberg on The WB and UPN's
"Buffy," will still be returning to the small screen in the near
future. As was reported last week, Hannigan will make a guest appearance
on UPN's "Veronica Mars," playing the daughter of Harry Hamlin's
Aaron Echolls. While conceived as a one-shot cameo, it could become a
recurring part for Hannigan. Her episode will air on Feb. 22 and she has
at least one important fan in the cast.
"When I met her, I was just floored at home wonderful she was,"
"Veronica Mars" star Kristen Bell told reporters last week.
"She has a very sweet presence about her, very grateful, respectful.
She's a wonderful woman to work with, I think, and was very sweet. And you
know, I was just asking her questions about her experiences and she gave
me some guidance and she was lovely."
Dustin
Hoffman Sez Movies in the Craphouse

Dustin Hoffman
(AFP) |
LONDON January 25,
2005 (AFP) - Multiple Oscar winner Dustin Hoffman lamented the state of
modern filmmaking, using a promotional session for his latest feature to
pan a money-hungry marketing-focused industry.
"The whole culture is in the craphouse", Hoffman told
journalists gathered in London to hear him promote his latest comedy
vehicle "Meet the Fockers".
"You go to the cinema and you realize you're watching the third act.
There is no first or second act," he said.
"There is this massive filmmaking where you spend this incredible
amount of money and play right to the demographic.
"You can tell how much money the film is going to make by how it does
on the first weekend."
Hoffman, a seven-time Oscar nominee who won twice as best actor for
"Rain Man" and "Kramer vs Kramer", said the quality
crisis extended from film to the stage.
"The whole culture is in the craphouse. It's not just true in the
movies, it's also true in the theater," he said. "Broadway, and
now London is the same, special effects are in great demand. It's not a
good time culturally."
The 67-year-old actor, who has chalked up a full roster of recent
supporting parts, said he had stopped working a few years back because he
had "lost the spark I always had".
"Studios weren't interested in the kind of films that people of my
generation wanted to see.
"I thought I would stop and just try writing and directing. I wasn't
aware of the depression that set in."
But the past year has seen him pop up in features including "I Heart
Huckabees", "Finding Neverland" and now "Meet the
Fockers", also starring Robert De Niro, Barbra Streisand and Ben
Stiller.
Ray Peterson
 |
NASHVILLE January
27, 2005 (AP) - Ray Peterson, whose 1960 hit Tell Laura I Love Her
exemplified the teen tragedy song popular in early rock 'n' roll, died
Tuesday.
He was 65. Billed as The Golden Voice of Rock 'n' Roll, he died at his
home in Smyrna, Tenn., a Nashville suburb, said officials at Woodfin
Memorial Chapel. He had cancer.
Peterson's version of The Wonder of You reached the top 30 in 1959, and
Elvis Presley later hit the pop charts with a cover version.
But Peterson's signature hit was Tell Laura I Love Her, which reached No.
7 on the Billboard chart.
[Tell Laura was
played to death in 1960 in NY and certainly reached number one locally
around the US. In those days, radio stations had their own Top 10 and Top
40 lists, but it is amazing to me that this classic rock anthem never
reached Billboard's number one! Ed.]
The recording was a best-selling example of the "teenage
tragedy" subgenre that included Teen Angel and Leader of the Pack.
Corrina, Corrina was Peterson's last major commercial success but he
toured for years after. He opened for the Beach Boys in several countries
and was a supporting act on their Summer Safari tour of 1964. |